1 00:00:01,259 --> 00:00:02,677 Previously on Danger 5... 2 00:00:02,754 --> 00:00:05,173 Hitler's reign as leader of the Fourth Reich must end! 3 00:00:08,741 --> 00:00:10,993 Is that jealousy I smell on your bread? 4 00:00:11,202 --> 00:00:14,830 The perfect salmon bouillabaisse. 5 00:00:16,579 --> 00:00:18,248 That's a soup recipe! 6 00:00:18,456 --> 00:00:19,791 I hate soup! 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,669 Oh, no. She's dead as a boomerang. 8 00:00:23,044 --> 00:00:24,378 It's a Christmas miracle! 9 00:00:24,586 --> 00:00:27,381 We got a fake ID. It's from Vatican City. 10 00:00:27,589 --> 00:00:30,300 Everybody in the car. We're driving to the Vatican City! 11 00:00:30,509 --> 00:00:31,593 NEIN! 12 00:01:08,334 --> 00:01:09,710 When do I get a turn? 13 00:01:09,918 --> 00:01:12,128 You don't have to wait. Just go up and punch him. 14 00:01:12,337 --> 00:01:14,255 Red Mountain is hitting all the good parts. 15 00:01:14,464 --> 00:01:17,508 I'll be left with the crotch, and that is White Death's domain! 16 00:01:17,717 --> 00:01:19,468 The crotch is my domain. 17 00:01:21,470 --> 00:01:23,263 You don't call the shots anymore, Adolf. 18 00:01:23,472 --> 00:01:25,557 We are taking over the Reich. 19 00:01:25,765 --> 00:01:28,601 We're sick of vegetarian meals and hating art and jazz! 20 00:01:28,810 --> 00:01:31,645 Ja. Und we really hate dogs! 21 00:01:31,854 --> 00:01:34,607 And we're sick of your pitiful obsession with the schoolgirl. 22 00:01:37,317 --> 00:01:40,195 Nein! Religion is the key to world domination 23 00:01:40,403 --> 00:01:43,823 and tonight we take control of the Vatican, without you! 24 00:01:52,873 --> 00:01:55,040 Turn on the toxic ooze. 25 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,378 Time to die, Adolf. 26 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,448 Bingo. I got a 20 on Battle-saurus. 27 00:02:29,655 --> 00:02:31,072 Hitler must be somewhere inside. 28 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:32,949 Go check it out, Pierre. 29 00:02:33,158 --> 00:02:35,701 I refuse to believe that the Vatican, the Holy Apple tree, 30 00:02:35,910 --> 00:02:37,662 would be sharing Christmas with Hitler! 31 00:02:41,790 --> 00:02:44,334 I'm switching over to thermal ray. 32 00:02:45,710 --> 00:02:47,086 Whoa. 33 00:02:47,336 --> 00:02:50,673 There's a bunch of priests doing weird shit with a coffin up there, man. 34 00:02:50,923 --> 00:02:54,051 And I'm getting major readings from McKenzie's Nazi-meter. Hai! Hai! 35 00:02:54,259 --> 00:02:56,594 This could be the big one! The mother ship! 36 00:02:56,803 --> 00:02:59,389 C'mon, Jackson, it's the sixth day of Christmas! 37 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:01,724 It's a time for defeating witches by giving presents 38 00:03:01,808 --> 00:03:03,142 and eating cake. 39 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,894 C'mon, Pierre. Victory cake tastes better than Christmas cake. 40 00:03:06,062 --> 00:03:07,396 Can't you do it, my friend? 41 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,315 Jesus will never forgive me if I snoopy snoop around his holy pad! 42 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:15,445 OK. 43 00:03:21,491 --> 00:03:23,785 A man has many burdens. 44 00:03:23,993 --> 00:03:28,998 A dead wife, a heavy heart, defrosting bread. 45 00:03:31,709 --> 00:03:33,586 Will you cut that crap out? 46 00:03:38,631 --> 00:03:40,758 ♪ Mi chiamo hello Mi chiamo let's go 47 00:03:40,967 --> 00:03:45,721 ♪ Mi chiamo Nachos Italianos! ♪ 48 00:03:45,929 --> 00:03:49,475 Whoa! Traditional Italian food! And they deliver?! 49 00:03:49,683 --> 00:03:51,267 Where's the phone? 50 00:03:51,476 --> 00:03:53,394 Claire likes traditional Italian food. 51 00:03:53,603 --> 00:03:56,021 Here, have a dim sim. 52 00:03:56,230 --> 00:03:57,732 Yes. 53 00:03:57,940 --> 00:03:59,984 No more getting down in the dumps, Tucker. 54 00:04:00,192 --> 00:04:04,696 Open up a new bottle of sauce on life and move forward. 55 00:04:04,904 --> 00:04:07,365 Forward to pursue the great outback dream 56 00:04:07,573 --> 00:04:10,701 of inventing the most refreshing cordial flavour. 57 00:04:10,909 --> 00:04:13,496 Nachos Italianos? 58 00:04:13,704 --> 00:04:16,623 Mi chiamo I'm hungry. 59 00:04:16,831 --> 00:04:18,791 Pineapple and blackcurrant! There's a thought! 60 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,837 Like my good friend and TV personality Bert Emu always says, 61 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:24,796 "She'll come up bonza, ya drongo." 62 00:04:25,006 --> 00:04:26,840 No... 63 00:04:27,048 --> 00:04:29,175 Yahhhh! 64 00:04:33,888 --> 00:04:36,306 Yahhhh! 65 00:04:39,393 --> 00:04:41,978 OK. The nachos will be here in half an hour. 66 00:04:57,284 --> 00:04:58,785 Hmm? 67 00:05:14,299 --> 00:05:16,133 Where is Holly? 68 00:05:21,096 --> 00:05:23,056 I am getting tired of your stalling! 69 00:05:23,265 --> 00:05:24,808 I've got something! 70 00:05:29,103 --> 00:05:30,020 Ilsa? 71 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:32,064 Forget that sour Kraut! Bring me my princess! 72 00:05:33,899 --> 00:05:37,152 Yes. You. You are my princess. 73 00:05:41,405 --> 00:05:44,200 You are not getting any younger, Ilsa, 74 00:05:44,408 --> 00:05:47,244 and you have served Mother Russia well. 75 00:05:47,453 --> 00:05:50,205 Here is your reward. 76 00:06:03,758 --> 00:06:07,511 I am coming for you, Holly, my princess! 77 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,348 Desert Fox, Klaus, White Death. Search und destroy. 78 00:06:10,556 --> 00:06:13,767 What about the other two? The Russians will get them. 79 00:06:16,894 --> 00:06:18,104 It's true. 80 00:06:18,313 --> 00:06:21,023 Hitler can hold his breath for a really long time. 81 00:06:25,611 --> 00:06:27,613 Is Hitler behind this box? 82 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,364 Look out, Pierre. 83 00:06:29,573 --> 00:06:31,491 I'm getting major Nazi readings from that guy. 84 00:06:31,699 --> 00:06:35,370 He's a priest. The machine must be picking up holiness, not Naziness. 85 00:06:35,578 --> 00:06:37,204 Merry Christmas, Father! 86 00:06:37,412 --> 00:06:39,039 The Christmas is merry! 87 00:06:46,087 --> 00:06:47,296 Ilsa. 88 00:06:48,381 --> 00:06:50,716 Looks like you got that second chance, buddy. 89 00:06:50,924 --> 00:06:52,718 Don't blow it. 90 00:07:00,517 --> 00:07:02,476 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up. 91 00:07:02,684 --> 00:07:04,311 I've got something for you, you know. 92 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:06,855 Uh, this time I came prepared. 93 00:07:07,063 --> 00:07:08,607 I got, uh... 94 00:07:08,815 --> 00:07:10,316 I got 'em. 95 00:07:10,525 --> 00:07:12,152 I got the whole set. 96 00:07:13,278 --> 00:07:16,531 Uh... No. This? Eh! 97 00:07:16,739 --> 00:07:18,240 It's a good one. 98 00:07:19,491 --> 00:07:21,451 Hey! What's going on up there? 99 00:07:24,663 --> 00:07:27,325 Nice one, Jackson! 100 00:07:27,331 --> 00:07:29,702 Father! No! I'm Catholic! 101 00:07:29,708 --> 00:07:32,711 I've been confirmed. I promise! Twice! 102 00:07:50,226 --> 00:07:52,139 No! No! What have I done! 103 00:07:52,145 --> 00:07:54,182 I've killed a man of the cloth! 104 00:07:54,188 --> 00:07:55,898 Please forgive me, Jesus! 105 00:07:58,984 --> 00:08:01,153 No! 106 00:08:04,197 --> 00:08:05,865 Mmm. 107 00:08:22,754 --> 00:08:25,048 Alright. Uh, is this good? 108 00:08:36,726 --> 00:08:38,721 Wait! Khrushchev? 109 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,562 What do you mean, Nikita Khrushchev? 110 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:43,690 Really? 111 00:08:45,649 --> 00:08:47,110 Sleep. 112 00:09:14,842 --> 00:09:16,886 Hello again, my love. 113 00:09:24,768 --> 00:09:26,930 I can't handle this world, McKenzie. 114 00:09:26,936 --> 00:09:28,848 I'm turning to pills! 115 00:09:28,854 --> 00:09:31,649 Pierre's vast collection of mystery pills will fix my life! 116 00:09:41,532 --> 00:09:45,702 So these must be Pierre's 'cheer-up movies' he keeps talking about. 117 00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:02,127 Sumimasen. Sumimasen. 118 00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:05,053 Sumimasen. Sumimasen. 119 00:10:18,481 --> 00:10:22,359 Sumimasen. Sumimasen. 120 00:10:42,001 --> 00:10:43,461 Ohh. 121 00:10:45,463 --> 00:10:47,006 Ohh! 122 00:10:48,754 --> 00:10:51,600 Australia! Ohh, cricket! 123 00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:53,317 I'm home! 124 00:10:53,323 --> 00:10:55,735 Everyone's here. 125 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,737 G'day, Mum! G'day, Dad! 126 00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,280 G'day, little cousin Jethro! 127 00:10:59,286 --> 00:11:00,990 Australia! 128 00:11:00,997 --> 00:11:04,077 Oh, he'll be playing run-ball for the Newmantle Quokkas in no time! 129 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:07,002 Gonna win, just like Bobby Modra. 130 00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:12,209 Round the wicket. Wickie, wickie, wickie. 131 00:11:12,215 --> 00:11:15,419 Claire! 132 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,421 Happy Australian Day, darling. 133 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,638 We're about to throw another koala on the barbie. 134 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:31,767 How could I have killed a priest?! How could...? 135 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:34,353 A ring? A Nazi ring? 136 00:11:34,359 --> 00:11:36,730 A ring-wearing Nazi? 137 00:11:36,736 --> 00:11:38,237 You lied to me, Jesus! 138 00:11:49,497 --> 00:11:52,034 That piece of fish is gettin' away! 139 00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:53,786 Too slow, pal! Fish! 140 00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:55,329 You can't get me in here! 141 00:11:55,335 --> 00:11:57,337 No, but my bullets can! 142 00:12:05,261 --> 00:12:07,132 Thanks, bullets. 143 00:12:07,138 --> 00:12:10,217 Come in. Come in, White Death? White Death, come in? 144 00:12:10,223 --> 00:12:13,179 Come in. Is everything under control, White Death? 145 00:12:13,186 --> 00:12:16,890 Uh, A-OK. He's down. 146 00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:18,517 Down to death. 147 00:12:18,523 --> 00:12:21,025 Wunderbar. Get your ass to the Penthouse. 148 00:12:22,818 --> 00:12:24,278 Huh? 149 00:12:30,908 --> 00:12:32,612 If you do not drink the syrup 150 00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:34,906 we will stab it into your crotch, holy man. 151 00:12:34,912 --> 00:12:37,289 Either way, you'll become a Nazi. 152 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:42,287 That glass is tooth-proof, Hitler. You will never get out. 153 00:12:42,293 --> 00:12:43,795 Tooth-proof Hitler? 154 00:12:47,090 --> 00:12:50,711 Hold him still, Herr Pedro. White Death, come here! 155 00:12:50,718 --> 00:12:52,337 Huh? Come on! 156 00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:55,055 Take the syringe. The crotch is your domain! 157 00:12:58,349 --> 00:13:00,226 Holy fish, it's the Pope. 158 00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:03,097 Think, Pierre! Think! 159 00:13:03,104 --> 00:13:05,356 I can't kill these men in front of the Holy Father. 160 00:13:07,273 --> 00:13:10,485 How can you hear me? Did Jesus give you special powers? 161 00:13:15,155 --> 00:13:17,484 Fish. 162 00:13:17,491 --> 00:13:20,070 Nein, nein, nein! Pedro, nein! 163 00:13:20,076 --> 00:13:21,828 Please forgive me, Father! 164 00:13:25,664 --> 00:13:27,833 Red Mountain! Beast! After him! 165 00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:30,753 Eichmann, time for Plan B. 166 00:14:00,069 --> 00:14:02,232 Ow, my face! 167 00:14:02,238 --> 00:14:05,110 I'm impressed you survived, John Baccarat. 168 00:14:05,116 --> 00:14:07,826 As you can see, I too am hard to kill. 169 00:14:12,164 --> 00:14:15,792 Yes! Every time I look in the mirror, I see the woman that I love! 170 00:14:25,258 --> 00:14:27,379 Oh, I don't want to have you, Ilsa. 171 00:14:27,385 --> 00:14:29,512 I want to become you. 172 00:14:31,013 --> 00:14:33,635 God, Christ! God, no! 173 00:14:33,641 --> 00:14:35,970 Do you know how much it hurts to see the woman you love 174 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,769 with another man, Ilsa? 175 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,268 A man like John Baccarat! No. Wait. What? 176 00:14:43,274 --> 00:14:47,355 It's time you learnt the pain of losing a lover to another man. 177 00:14:47,361 --> 00:14:49,649 No, no, no, no! I'm not gonna do it! 178 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:54,492 You won't make me do it. Just give me back my rubbers! 179 00:14:56,328 --> 00:15:03,286 Have you ever hated someone so much that you begin to love them? 180 00:15:03,292 --> 00:15:08,040 Does it hurt you to see your lover with another woman, Ilsa? 181 00:15:08,046 --> 00:15:11,549 A woman more beautiful than even you! 182 00:15:13,926 --> 00:15:16,803 What?! Why are you laughing?! 183 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,727 Whoo-hoo? 184 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:32,686 The friend zone? Not the zone! 185 00:15:32,692 --> 00:15:37,614 I invoke the Egyptian goddess Hathor! 186 00:15:44,953 --> 00:15:47,157 No, a cow! 187 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,748 Why?! 188 00:16:04,428 --> 00:16:07,265 I'm bored. Where are the nachos at? 189 00:16:14,604 --> 00:16:16,814 Only dagos eat ravioli, Mum. 190 00:16:31,494 --> 00:16:33,405 Sure. 191 00:16:33,412 --> 00:16:34,538 What? 192 00:16:41,294 --> 00:16:43,373 I'm not gonna drink too much. 193 00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:45,583 I've got bloody work tomorrow. 194 00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:48,210 Another frosty Freecastle Bitter, Dad? 195 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,755 That's it! I'm not going to work tomorrow! 196 00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:52,887 Pulling a sickie! Sickie! 197 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:03,439 Can't you see I am trying to enjoy Australian Day with my family? 198 00:17:09,902 --> 00:17:11,612 No! No! 199 00:17:16,825 --> 00:17:19,786 Yes! Nachos Italianos! 200 00:17:24,623 --> 00:17:26,167 Eugh. 201 00:17:30,003 --> 00:17:31,791 Are you Holly? 202 00:17:31,797 --> 00:17:35,627 Mi chiamo gimme the Nachos Italianos, Guido. 203 00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:37,754 I am not Guido. 204 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:42,133 I am your king and you are my Snow Maiden! 205 00:17:42,139 --> 00:17:45,141 Now come fly away with me! 206 00:17:53,983 --> 00:17:55,650 Stop right there! Don't move. 207 00:17:57,194 --> 00:17:59,356 Just let me finish this rum Bobak! 208 00:17:59,363 --> 00:18:01,239 Let him eat it. They are good. 209 00:18:03,699 --> 00:18:04,908 Nein! 210 00:18:18,838 --> 00:18:20,422 Friends, I need your help! 211 00:18:21,923 --> 00:18:23,884 Hey, he's got big points. 212 00:18:28,596 --> 00:18:30,425 Ha! Ha! 213 00:18:30,431 --> 00:18:33,684 Ja, ha! Frohe Weihnachten. 214 00:18:34,769 --> 00:18:39,356 Here! Have ein communion cookie. 215 00:18:40,649 --> 00:18:42,060 Nice. 216 00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:44,437 As a Christmas surprise, 217 00:18:44,443 --> 00:18:46,814 I, the Pope, will be making some changes 218 00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:48,608 to the Catholic Church. 219 00:18:48,614 --> 00:18:52,409 Firstly, the cross will now have a modern edge! 220 00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:04,377 Never question the Pope! 221 00:19:05,503 --> 00:19:09,007 Padre, figlio, spirito santo! It's up to me to save Christmas! 222 00:19:14,804 --> 00:19:16,715 McKenzie! Wake up! 223 00:19:16,721 --> 00:19:19,098 Some crazy guido is trying to get me! 224 00:19:22,018 --> 00:19:23,930 Why you run, Princess? 225 00:19:23,937 --> 00:19:26,480 I have candies! 226 00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:31,896 Ugh! Ow! Ugh! 227 00:19:31,902 --> 00:19:35,237 Ah... Whooooaaaa! 228 00:19:40,492 --> 00:19:42,154 Gesu Cristo! 229 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,782 Take me to the police station! 230 00:19:44,788 --> 00:19:49,661 Che? Um, mi chiamo police station! 231 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,203 Discoteca? 232 00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:53,665 No, not the discotheque. 233 00:19:53,671 --> 00:19:56,423 Actually, yeah. The discotheque would be sweet! 234 00:20:15,857 --> 00:20:17,692 Goddamn it, Ilsa. Do something! 235 00:20:42,922 --> 00:20:44,465 Why didn't you do that before? 236 00:20:47,926 --> 00:20:51,090 I had forced congress with a dude who looked like a chick 237 00:20:51,096 --> 00:20:54,551 and then turned into a cow and hooved the shit out of me 238 00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,970 and on top of all that, I find out I'm in the zone?! 239 00:20:56,976 --> 00:20:58,644 How could I possibly have fun?! 240 00:21:00,646 --> 00:21:02,808 Friendo? 241 00:21:02,814 --> 00:21:05,060 The zone! 242 00:21:05,066 --> 00:21:06,644 The zone. 243 00:21:06,651 --> 00:21:11,107 Jesus is to be replaced with Solstice Man. 244 00:21:11,113 --> 00:21:14,735 Naughty children will be taken away and eaten by the demon Krampus. 245 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:16,160 Move! 246 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,658 Stop him, meine children! He wields the plank of doubt! 247 00:21:22,665 --> 00:21:25,203 No! No! This is the plank of truth! 248 00:21:25,209 --> 00:21:26,746 He's a phoney pony pope! 249 00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:29,504 Bormann, you piece of fish. It's Christmas! 250 00:21:57,487 --> 00:22:00,156 Yay! That's the Pope! 251 00:22:01,741 --> 00:22:03,569 Benvenuto a Pizza Hat. 252 00:22:03,576 --> 00:22:06,238 Pizza Hat?! Are you serious. 253 00:22:06,244 --> 00:22:08,455 I want Nachos Italianos! 254 00:22:11,124 --> 00:22:13,662 Ugh. Fine. 255 00:22:13,668 --> 00:22:18,214 I'll have the deep-fried Margherita, the Led Zeppole... 256 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,467 Leave me alone! 257 00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:32,893 I just wanna chow down and veg out. It's Christmas! 258 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,899 Stop crying on me, Hey-soos! 259 00:22:54,996 --> 00:22:57,200 Alright. Yeah. Leave me alone, McKenzie. 260 00:22:57,206 --> 00:22:58,659 I'm happy here. 261 00:22:58,665 --> 00:22:59,952 Claire's alive, 262 00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:02,330 the beers are getting frosty in the coolabah box 263 00:23:02,336 --> 00:23:04,045 and it's Australian Day! 264 00:23:30,652 --> 00:23:32,814 Take me home, McKenzie. 265 00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:36,359 I'm ready to face reality like a man! 266 00:23:36,365 --> 00:23:38,159 HOLLY! 267 00:24:33,623 --> 00:24:36,543 Merry Christmas, you piece of fish. 268 00:24:49,179 --> 00:24:53,057 Welcome to Hell, Hitler! Care for some juice? 269 00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:11,281 Heil! 270 00:25:12,742 --> 00:25:14,653 New from Tamico. 271 00:25:14,659 --> 00:25:16,697 Pizzeria McKenzie Deluxe! 272 00:25:16,703 --> 00:25:17,740 Cool! 273 00:25:17,747 --> 00:25:19,282 First make the pasta! 274 00:25:19,288 --> 00:25:21,451 And then choose Compliments. 275 00:25:21,457 --> 00:25:23,203 Beautiful cockroaches! 276 00:25:23,209 --> 00:25:25,705 Here, put it in the oven! 277 00:25:25,711 --> 00:25:27,790 And ready! 278 00:25:27,796 --> 00:25:29,631 Don't forget the ooze! 279 00:25:36,512 --> 00:25:38,632 Pizzeria McKenzie ooze ingredient 280 00:25:38,639 --> 00:25:40,719 sold exclusively by Tamico. 281 00:25:40,725 --> 00:25:42,851 Bon appetit, dudes!